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Man, I feel bad.

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I hate to see a teacher
cry like that.

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Yeah, but come on,

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when you're a substitute teacher

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and your name's Mr Buttburn,
what do you expect?

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Yeah.
Hey, there's Sam.

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What you reading?

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The Jonas Book of World Records.

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This thing's full
of top-notch freaks,

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mutants and psychos.

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All your favorite things.
I know!

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Oh, check this out.
"World's fattest priest?"

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Eight hundred pounds?!
Holy flab!

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Oh, and this will
excite Freddie.

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This year, they got
a whole new section

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for world records in technology.

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Yeah, well, guess what?

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I don't even care about...
Give me the book.

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"Most downloaded image?"

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"Fastest computer processor?"

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Most boring words ever?

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Hey, hey, check this out.

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"World's Longest
Continuous Webcast."

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Really?
How long?

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Twenty-four hours,
eight minutes.

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Whoa!
We could beat that.

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Totally.

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And think about how much buzz

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iCarly would get if we did
break that record.

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I'd get my face in the same book

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as the world's fattest priest.

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Oh, my gosh, I would die.

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Hey, Buttburn.
It's not funny!

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It's my name!
Hey, Mr. Buttburn!

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Hey, Buttburn!

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Aww, poor Mr Buttburn.

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Buttburn!

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<i>In five, four, three, two...</i>

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♪

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♪ I know, you see ♪

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♪ Somehow the world
will change for me ♪

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♪ And be so wonderful ♪

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♪

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♪ Live life, breathe air ♪

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♪ I know somehow
we're gonna get there ♪

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♪ And feel so wonderful ♪

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♪

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♪ It's all for real ♪

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♪ I'm telling you
just how I feel ♪

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♪ So wake up the members
of my nation ♪

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♪ It's your time to be ♪

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♪ There's no chance
unless you take one ♪

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♪ And the time to see
the brighter side ♪

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♪ Of every situation ♪

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♪ Some things are meant to be
so give it your best ♪

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♪ And leave the rest to me ♪

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♪ Leave it all to me,
leave it all to me ♪

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♪ Just leave it all to me ♪♪

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♪

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And if we
break the world record,

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we definitely get
our picture in the book?

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Ask her if she knows
the fat priest.

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I'm not asking her that.

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Yeah, I'm still here. Uh-huh.

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Why are you obsessed
with fat priests?

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I'm not, I'm obsessed
with the fattest priest.

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The chubby ones
mean nothing to me.

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Sure, I'll check
all the rules online.

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Okay. Thank you so much.

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Bye.
What'd they say?

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That they'll send a person here

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to monitor our whole webcast,

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and if we go longer than
24 hours and eight minutes

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with no interruptions,

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iCarly will be in the Jonas Book

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of World Records.

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I cannot wait.

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Uh, there's just one problem.

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What now?

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What are you guys
gonna do for 24 hours

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in front of the camera?

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Yeah, what are we gonna do?
Well...

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We're not doing
"Tech Time with Freddie."

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Aw, but the iCarly
viewers would love it.

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I could talk about
dual-density memory chips,

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the importance of backing up
your personal data...

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I'd like to back up over
your personal data with a truck.

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Whatcha doing?
Looking for my drill.

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I think it's in one
of these bins.

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Help me look.

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Let's see...
Hey!

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It's my jar of sand
that I got from Mexico.

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Olé.

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Hey, here's your drill.
Oh, yeah, thanks.

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You should get
rid of some of this stuff.

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I should, but I shan't.
Is "shan't" a word?

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Possibly.

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But whether it's shan't
or shisn't,

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I am gonna use all this stuff
to make a supertastic sculpture

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that I will call...

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"Supertastic
Sculpture of Stuff."

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I know, not a great name
for a sculpture.

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No, it is "shnot."

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♪

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All right, girls,
let's break us a world record.

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Ready in five, four,
three, two...

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Hey, people, welcome to iCarly!

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Are you wide awake?
You're not?

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Then...

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You are now!

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Which is good.
'Cause you're gonna need

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to stay awake with us
for a long time.

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Why's that, Carly?
I think you know, Sam.

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Tell me anyway.
'Cause me, Sam,

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and our technical
producer, Freddie,

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are here to break the record...

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For the world's longest
live webcast ever!

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So we can be in next year's
Jonas Book of World Records!

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And to make it all official.

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Here's an actual representative

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from the World Record
Committee, Marilyn Raymer!

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So, Marilyn, go over the rules

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for our viewers, would ya?

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Well, to beat the world record,

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your webcast must be
continuous and last

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longer than 24 hours
and eight minutes.

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You can't stop streaming,
no breaks,

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and someone must be awake
and doing something

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on screen at all times.

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Awesome.
We got it.

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By the way,
Carly mentioned to me

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that you might enjoy
having this.

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No way!

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It's the world's fattest priest!

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Look at him!

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All right, calm down.

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Now, over here is
our countdown clock.

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Which tells us exactly
how much time is left

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'til we break the world record.

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And to make sure Sam and I
keep up our energy,

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our tech producer, Freddie,
has pre-set a special timer.

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We don't know when
it's gonna go off.

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But when it does,
you're gonna see some...

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♪

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Okay, now we're introducing
another new segment...

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Which we call...
BOTH:

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We'll cast our line all the way

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to the street below
and see what we can catch.

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Ooh!
I forgot my lucky fishing hat.

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Like it?

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Hey, hey, I think you got
a tug on the line there.

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Pull it up!
I'm pulling!

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Well, reel it in.
Got it!

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OMG! We hooked a baby.

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Throw it back!
I can't! It's a baby and...

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Just kidding!

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It's a fake baby!
See?

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All right, throughout
this whole marathon webcast...

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Carly's brother Spencer
is gonna stay awake with us.

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While he's building
an insane sculpture.

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So let's check in with him.

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Remote cam up.

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Hey, Spencer!
Yo, Spence!

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Oh. Hey, Carly! Sam!

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So tell us about
that sculpture you're making.

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'Kay, as you can see,
it's sort of a mish-mash

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of various parts and items,

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and when I'm done,
a lot of the pieces

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are gonna move around and spin,
shake, rattle, roll,

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and things of that nature.

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I will fix that.

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Okay, Spencer, we'll come back
to you in about an hour.

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I will be here!

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Oh, God!
Okay!

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And coming up next on iCarly...

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♪

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Hi.
Oh, hey, there.

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Can I I hang out
here for a while

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and monitor the webcast
on my laptop?

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It's just a little
crowded upstairs.

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Yeah, sure, sit.
Get yourself comfy.

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Alright.

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That's a cool sculpture
you're working on there.

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Ah, thanks.

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I'm kind of free-forming it,
you know?

186
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I just reach into these bins,
grab whatever my hand finds,

187
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and then boom,
onto the sculpture it goes.

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Fun.
Yeah.

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I love it 'cause you never know

190
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when you're gonna find...
Push-pins!

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Get them out,
get them out, get them out!

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The blue one!

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The other blue one!

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I think we're bonding!

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Okay, as you can see
by our fancy countdown clock

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right over there...
We have 14 hours

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and 39 minutes left 'til
we break the world record.

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What are we doing next, Carls?

199
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Well, we could...

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What?
What, Freddie?

201
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Come on, let me do it.

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Fine.
You can do it.

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Hey, people.
I'm Freddie Benson,

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the technical producer
of iCarly,

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and this is a new segment
I like to call...

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Tech Time with Freddie.

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00:09:00,917 --> 00:09:02,291
So, Freddie,

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00:09:02,333 --> 00:09:04,289
what fun technological
thing do you have to show us?

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00:09:04,291 --> 00:09:06,166
I'm glad you asked, Carly.

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00:09:06,208 --> 00:09:09,583
I'm gonna show you guys
this new high-tech light bulb.

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It's filled with zenite gas,
which means...

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Random dancing!

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Okay.

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♪

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Okay, Freddie.
Aw, man!

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What is that smell?
Zenite gas.

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You guys made me drop
my bulb and it broke.

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Go get that fan!
And open a window,

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your bulb smells worse than you.

220
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Okay, while we
de-stinkify the studio...

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Please enjoy this video
sent in by one

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of our iCarly viewers.

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Who enjoys tickling himself.
Uh-huh.

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ICarly.com.

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This tickling kid's hilarious.

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His laughter is contagious!

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ICarly.com.
Okay, that's enough tickling.

228
00:10:14,959 --> 00:10:17,083
And now it still
really smells in here.

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Thanks to Freddie.

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But we're still gonna
move on to our next segment.

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Which we call...

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Fun with Bacon!

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This is the source.

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Everybody
get out of here right now.

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Get down to the lobby.

236
00:10:31,417 --> 00:10:32,458
Why?
What's going on?

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There's an unusual gas leak

238
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coming from this room.

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Oh, that was just my light bulb.

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See, it broke and...
No, no. All you kids, out.

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00:10:39,625 --> 00:10:40,945
We can't leave!
We're half-way

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to breaking a world record here!

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Random dancing!

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♪

245
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Why are we dancing randomly?

246
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We can't stop our webcast,
or we'll be disqualified!

247
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And we won't get in the book
with the fat priest!

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Fat priest?

249
00:11:00,583 --> 00:11:02,709
Forget the fat priest!
We have to stay here!

250
00:11:02,750 --> 00:11:04,250
You're gonna ruin
our world record!

251
00:11:04,291 --> 00:11:06,583
I don't give a flying fidoodle
about your world record!

252
00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:09,291
Now all of you,
down to the lobby, right now!

253
00:11:09,333 --> 00:11:10,413
But... but... what if we...

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♪

255
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There is a gas leak!

256
00:11:22,750 --> 00:11:24,123
You guys have gotta
get out of here!

257
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Wait! Okay, um,
we're still in the middle

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of trying to break the record

259
00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:28,937
for world's longest
continuous webcast.

260
00:11:28,959 --> 00:11:30,917
Which we will do.
So right now,

261
00:11:30,959 --> 00:11:32,542
please enjoy
the following argument.

262
00:11:32,583 --> 00:11:35,083
We can't stop this webcast!

263
00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,498
We're trying to break
a world record here!

264
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,291
There is a gas leak!

265
00:11:41,208 --> 00:11:43,123
I don't know what caused it.
This is serious business.

266
00:11:43,125 --> 00:11:44,625
I mean it. Out!

267
00:11:44,667 --> 00:11:46,959
Okay, what's going on?

268
00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,208
This old dude's trying
to make us leave!

269
00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:53,625
Just for a few minutes 'til
we determine that... Old dude?

270
00:11:53,667 --> 00:11:55,667
Marilyn, is it okay
if we stop our webcast

271
00:11:55,709 --> 00:11:57,208
just for a few minutes?

272
00:11:57,250 --> 00:11:59,792
I'm sorry, but if you stop,
I'll have to disqualify you.

273
00:11:59,834 --> 00:12:01,456
Okay, people,
we're having some issues here,

274
00:12:01,458 --> 00:12:02,959
but just keep watching iCarly.

275
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,164
We're not going off the air
until we break the world record.

276
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:07,709
If you kids aren't out
of this room in 30 seconds...

277
00:12:07,750 --> 00:12:09,123
Freddie, can you keep
the webcast going

278
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:10,208
down in the lobby?

279
00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:12,166
Sorta,
I'm good on camera battery,

280
00:12:12,208 --> 00:12:14,250
but the one in my laptop
won't hold a charge.

281
00:12:14,291 --> 00:12:15,371
It's gotta stay plugged in.

282
00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,875
We'll keep it plugged in!
How?!

283
00:12:16,917 --> 00:12:18,542
I'll handle it!
She'll handle it!

284
00:12:18,583 --> 00:12:20,081
How you gonna handle it?
I'll handle it!

285
00:12:20,083 --> 00:12:21,875
You have ten seconds
to get out of here.

286
00:12:21,917 --> 00:12:23,792
Help me get the stuff!
Move!

287
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,542
Okay! You're now witnessing
the very first ever

288
00:12:32,583 --> 00:12:34,959
iCarly webcast to go
completely mobile

289
00:12:35,000 --> 00:12:36,125
This is heavy.

290
00:12:36,166 --> 00:12:37,456
Thanks to three dozen
extension cords

291
00:12:37,458 --> 00:12:40,291
of various colors and girths.
So, so heavy.

292
00:12:40,333 --> 00:12:41,456
We're currently moving down

293
00:12:41,458 --> 00:12:42,834
the back stairwell
of the building.

294
00:12:42,875 --> 00:12:45,083
It's hurting me.
We're on our way to the lobby,

295
00:12:45,125 --> 00:12:47,750
where this webcast
will continue, uninterrupted.

296
00:12:52,542 --> 00:12:54,375
Okay, we're down!
We did it!

297
00:12:54,417 --> 00:12:56,875
Okay, building's all clear.
You can come back up.

298
00:12:59,625 --> 00:13:01,458
And now.
We go back up.

299
00:13:03,125 --> 00:13:06,583
This is worse.
I hate this cart.

300
00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:10,500
More fun coming down.

301
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,375
Okay, we've been coming to you
live and uninterrupted

302
00:13:15,417 --> 00:13:17,792
for 18 hours and 48 minutes.

303
00:13:17,834 --> 00:13:19,417
Which means we've only
got five hours

304
00:13:19,458 --> 00:13:21,041
and 21 minutes left to go.

305
00:13:21,083 --> 00:13:22,625
Before we break
the world record.

306
00:13:24,417 --> 00:13:27,709
So, come on, how about you
and me go get some blintzes?

307
00:13:28,959 --> 00:13:30,542
Blintzes?
Yeah.

308
00:13:30,583 --> 00:13:33,792
They're thin, sweet pancakes,
filled with soft cheese,

309
00:13:33,834 --> 00:13:35,959
usually served with jelly or
jam.

310
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:39,000
I told you, I have a boyfriend.

311
00:13:39,041 --> 00:13:42,000
Yeah, well, is he filled
with soft cheese?

312
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:44,375
Is he served with jelly or jam?

313
00:13:44,417 --> 00:13:45,917
He's a really good guy.

314
00:13:45,959 --> 00:13:47,583
Actually, I met him through
work.

315
00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,291
He holds a world record.
For what?

316
00:13:49,333 --> 00:13:52,041
Going the longest amount
of time without blinking.

317
00:13:52,083 --> 00:13:54,792
Not blinking?
Well, I can do that.

318
00:13:56,875 --> 00:13:59,000
Spencer.
Wait, I blinked.

319
00:13:59,041 --> 00:14:00,458
Here I go.

320
00:14:00,500 --> 00:14:02,875
You can't break his record.
Yes, I can.

321
00:14:02,917 --> 00:14:06,625
Darn, I blinked!
And starting now.

322
00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,583
Okay, now.

323
00:14:08,625 --> 00:14:10,000
Wait, now.

324
00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:13,500
♪

325
00:14:16,750 --> 00:14:21,917
Hi, we're tired.

326
00:14:23,083 --> 00:14:25,667
So, what are we
gonna do next, Sam?

327
00:14:25,709 --> 00:14:28,875
I don't know.
Makeovers.

328
00:14:28,917 --> 00:14:31,166
Oh, yeah. Makeovers.

329
00:14:41,291 --> 00:14:43,333
Ta-da.

330
00:14:43,375 --> 00:14:47,166
Aren't we pretty?
I feel like a princess.

331
00:14:49,166 --> 00:14:50,917
Now what?

332
00:14:50,959 --> 00:14:52,959
Uh, let's go live
to Spencer downstairs,

333
00:14:53,000 --> 00:14:55,208
working on his sculpture.

334
00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:56,250
Wee.

335
00:14:59,208 --> 00:15:02,250
And he's asleep.
I'll wake him up.

336
00:15:04,208 --> 00:15:05,709
Freddie, throw me the duct tape.

337
00:15:06,834 --> 00:15:08,625
Hit the elevator button.

338
00:15:41,083 --> 00:15:43,417
Next we're gonna...

339
00:15:43,458 --> 00:15:47,166
Random dancing!

340
00:15:47,208 --> 00:15:55,208
♪

341
00:16:03,041 --> 00:16:05,709
Doing this webcast
is getting difficult.

342
00:16:05,750 --> 00:16:07,291
Luckily we planned for this.

343
00:16:07,333 --> 00:16:09,625
We've got the perfect way
to stay awake.

344
00:16:13,458 --> 00:16:15,542
And now.
We're gonna stick our heads

345
00:16:15,583 --> 00:16:18,792
in tubs of ice water.

346
00:16:18,834 --> 00:16:22,125
We're gonna stick our heads
in tubs of ice water.

347
00:16:22,166 --> 00:16:23,750
To keep ourselves up.

348
00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:27,709
On three.

349
00:16:27,750 --> 00:16:30,875
One, two, three.

350
00:16:36,125 --> 00:16:39,834
Whoa, Nelly! That woke us up.

351
00:16:44,166 --> 00:16:45,875
And now on iCarly,
our next guest

352
00:16:45,917 --> 00:16:48,039
is the only person we know
who actually likes to be awake

353
00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,959
at 5:30 in the morning.

354
00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:52,000
He drove here
all the way from Yakima.

355
00:16:52,041 --> 00:16:54,667
My grandad!

356
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,834
Ah! Good morning, Carly. Sam.

357
00:16:56,875 --> 00:16:58,123
How are you so awake
this morning?

358
00:16:58,125 --> 00:16:59,583
Yeah, what is wrong with you?

359
00:16:59,625 --> 00:17:01,289
I have lots of energy
because every morning

360
00:17:01,291 --> 00:17:02,792
I exercise.

361
00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:04,750
And who doesn't love exercise?

362
00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,709
That would be most Americans.

363
00:17:06,750 --> 00:17:08,250
And that's the problem.

364
00:17:08,291 --> 00:17:09,875
When you kids are my age,

365
00:17:09,917 --> 00:17:11,625
don't you wanna be able
to do this?

366
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:19,709
Pretty impressive, Grandad.
And nice socks.

367
00:17:19,750 --> 00:17:21,709
Thanks! I could do this all day.

368
00:17:21,750 --> 00:17:23,333
Oh, that's great.
Wonderful.

369
00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:24,750
Keep... Just come in this way.

370
00:17:24,792 --> 00:17:26,625
See? If you girls do
a little more exercise

371
00:17:26,667 --> 00:17:28,875
and eat plenty of fiber,
you'd feel better

372
00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,277
and have more energy.
Sure. Yeah.

373
00:17:31,667 --> 00:17:33,417
And that was Carly's grandad.

374
00:17:35,375 --> 00:17:36,998
Now, since we're less than
five minutes away

375
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:38,458
from breaking the world
record...

376
00:17:38,500 --> 00:17:39,917
It's time for our grand finale.

377
00:17:39,959 --> 00:17:41,458
That means "big" finale.

378
00:17:41,500 --> 00:17:42,542
Thank you, Sam.

379
00:17:43,875 --> 00:17:45,665
So now, take a look
at my brother Spencer's...

380
00:17:45,667 --> 00:17:48,583
Completed sculpture!

381
00:17:54,625 --> 00:17:56,875
Impressive.
Fabtastic.

382
00:18:02,333 --> 00:18:05,667
Thank you, Carly, Sam,
but you've seen nothing yet.

383
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,959
Nothing?
Yet.

384
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,583
See, this isn't just a sculpture

385
00:18:08,625 --> 00:18:10,625
of a bunch of random items.

386
00:18:10,667 --> 00:18:14,000
This is a sculpture
of a bunch of random items

387
00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:16,542
that move!

388
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,792
Yeah!

389
00:18:21,834 --> 00:18:23,458
You see that?!

390
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:26,625
You got all your basic
movements happening here.

391
00:18:26,667 --> 00:18:30,000
You got your back and forth,
your to and fro,

392
00:18:30,041 --> 00:18:32,083
your willy and your nilly.

393
00:18:32,125 --> 00:18:37,291
Over 137 moving parts.
Amazing.

394
00:18:37,333 --> 00:18:40,166
How did you decide
to take all this...

395
00:18:40,208 --> 00:18:42,875
Uh, what's going on
with the lights here?

396
00:18:42,917 --> 00:18:45,291
Hey, how much electricity
does that thing draw?

397
00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,875
Ah, you know, a bunch.

398
00:18:49,625 --> 00:18:51,667
The power!
Unplug the sculpture!

399
00:18:51,709 --> 00:18:53,542
Hurry!
Spencer.

400
00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,542
Okay, okay.
Problem solved.

401
00:18:56,583 --> 00:18:58,166
Freddie?

402
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,875
Uh... we were down
for about four seconds.

403
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:09,375
Well, that's not a problem.
Right?

404
00:19:09,417 --> 00:19:11,000
I'm sorry, guys.

405
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:12,790
To break the world record,
your webcast had to be

406
00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:14,208
continuous.

407
00:19:14,250 --> 00:19:15,667
No!
Come on!

408
00:19:15,709 --> 00:19:17,540
Haven't you ever heard
of the five-second rule?

409
00:19:17,542 --> 00:19:19,166
That's for eating food
off the floor.

410
00:19:19,208 --> 00:19:22,000
Well, I feel that rule
could apply here nicely.

411
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:25,208
I'm really sorry.
Wait. I'll fix this.

412
00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:33,250
Don't you think you could
overlook

413
00:19:33,291 --> 00:19:36,792
those four unfortunate seconds
when the power went down?

414
00:19:38,959 --> 00:19:42,834
Uh, the world record book
doesn't take bribes.

415
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,291
Especially not skeeball tickets.

416
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,250
Oh, I need those.

417
00:19:46,291 --> 00:19:48,750
Twenty more of these,
and I get a gigantic harmonica.

418
00:19:50,917 --> 00:19:54,375
Well, sorry we didn't
break the world record.

419
00:19:54,417 --> 00:19:55,697
So much for getting our picture

420
00:19:55,709 --> 00:19:57,375
in the book with the fat priest.

421
00:19:57,417 --> 00:20:00,208
We'll see you here next time,
on iCarly.

422
00:20:00,250 --> 00:20:02,333
And we're out.

423
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:12,750
♪

424
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,542
You guys.

425
00:20:18,583 --> 00:20:19,983
You're making me feel
guilty here,

426
00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:21,834
like the whole thing
was my fault.

427
00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,208
Oh, yeah.

428
00:20:33,291 --> 00:20:35,792
Marilyn.
Hi, Spencer.

429
00:20:35,834 --> 00:20:38,166
This is my boyfriend, Calvin.

430
00:20:38,208 --> 00:20:40,667
The guy who never blinks?
That's right.

431
00:20:44,834 --> 00:20:46,208
Not a chance.

432
00:20:48,166 --> 00:20:49,083
Hi, Marilyn.

433
00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:51,792
Hi, Carly.
What's up?

434
00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:53,875
Well, even though you guys
didn't break the record

435
00:20:53,917 --> 00:20:56,583
for the world's longest
continuous webcast,

436
00:20:56,625 --> 00:21:00,083
I did a little research
and Spencer did break a record.

437
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,709
Huh?

438
00:21:01,750 --> 00:21:03,748
The world record for most
moving pieces on a sculpture

439
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:06,875
is 128 moving parts.

440
00:21:06,917 --> 00:21:09,125
Mine's got 137, that's more.

441
00:21:09,166 --> 00:21:10,750
He's also a math wiz.

442
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:14,125
So you're saying Spencer
broke a world record?

443
00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,458
That's exactly what I'm saying.

444
00:21:17,500 --> 00:21:19,667
Oh, God, you get to be
in the world record book!

445
00:21:19,709 --> 00:21:22,542
Way to go, Spence.
Good job, Spencer.

446
00:21:22,583 --> 00:21:24,943
If I could just take a picture
of you with your sculpture,

447
00:21:24,959 --> 00:21:26,125
I can get it all processed

448
00:21:26,166 --> 00:21:27,959
in time for the next
edition of the book.

449
00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:33,000
Sweet! Make sure my hair's...
parted right.

450
00:21:39,875 --> 00:21:41,291
Wait.

451
00:21:44,041 --> 00:21:47,125
What if I'm not the only person
that worked on the sculpture?

452
00:21:47,166 --> 00:21:50,000
Oh. Well, the rules say
all participants

453
00:21:50,041 --> 00:21:51,333
would have to get credit.

454
00:21:52,542 --> 00:21:54,333
Carly, Sam, Freddie?

455
00:21:54,375 --> 00:21:56,500
Yeah?
What's up?

456
00:21:56,542 --> 00:22:02,458
Well, I... I forgot this one
last piece to the sculpture,

457
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:05,166
and my hands are really sore.

458
00:22:05,208 --> 00:22:07,542
Would you guys mind putting it
on there for me?

459
00:22:07,583 --> 00:22:09,333
We can do that.

460
00:22:09,375 --> 00:22:11,792
Yes, let's help our friend
Spencer finish the sculpture.

461
00:22:15,417 --> 00:22:16,500
Right there.

462
00:22:18,625 --> 00:22:20,000
Get it in there good.

463
00:22:21,083 --> 00:22:22,583
Perfect.

464
00:22:22,625 --> 00:22:24,667
Wait.

465
00:22:24,709 --> 00:22:26,917
Since they helped me
finish the sculpture,

466
00:22:26,959 --> 00:22:29,959
I guess we all have to get
credit and be in the picture.

467
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,333
Those are the rules.

468
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,041
Ready?

469
00:22:36,500 --> 00:22:39,208
Wait, I think I blinked.
I didn't.

470
00:22:42,166 --> 00:22:43,792
I can see why you love him.

471
00:22:45,291 --> 00:22:48,083
Oh, and I have another
little surprise for Sam.

472
00:22:49,959 --> 00:22:52,792
Father McGurthey?
Coming.

473
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:55,250
No way!
The World's Fattest Priest?!

474
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:56,500
He's here?!
He is!

475
00:22:56,542 --> 00:22:58,458
Coming down the hall right now.

476
00:23:03,000 --> 00:23:04,709
Dear God,
he fell through the floor.

477
00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:07,041
♪

478
00:23:10,375 --> 00:23:11,623
You think you've seen
everything new

479
00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,792
there is to see at iCarly?

480
00:23:12,834 --> 00:23:14,250
Is that what you think?
Well...

481
00:23:14,291 --> 00:23:16,458
Waaaah!
You haven't.

482
00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:17,625
You ain't.
No.

483
00:23:17,667 --> 00:23:19,208
You can see new videos.
New pics.

484
00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:20,375
New blogs.
New games.

485
00:23:20,417 --> 00:23:21,834
New lunch meats.
There are no

486
00:23:21,875 --> 00:23:22,834
lunch meats at iCarly.com.

487
00:23:22,875 --> 00:23:24,250
Can we fix that?
Shh.

488
00:23:24,291 --> 00:23:26,375
The point is you can see
tons of new stuff.

489
00:23:26,417 --> 00:23:28,083
Stuff you've never seen before.

490
00:23:28,125 --> 00:23:31,000
All at iCarly.com.
ICarly.com.

491
00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:32,641
You think we've said
iCarly.com enough?

492
00:23:32,667 --> 00:23:34,041
Yeah. Wait, no.

493
00:23:34,083 --> 00:23:36,166
Mmm!


